My brother-in-law was constipated, so my mother-in-law grabbed a loach and shoved it into his anus.
“Loaches eat shit. I’ll put one up there, and you’ll be regular for the rest of your life.”
Watching my brother-in-law writhe in agony, I ignored everyone’s protests and took him to the hospital, where they surgically removed the loach.
Afterward, my mother-in-law cursed me for being wasteful over the tens of thousands of yuan the surgery cost, and held a grudge against me. When I went into difficult labor on the day I gave birth, she tried to save money by delivering the baby herself, and I died horribly on the spot.
Reborn on the day my brother-in-law was constipated, I watched him beg me for help and quickly pulled down his pants.
“Your mom knows best. Stop running to the hospital for everything. You never think about saving the family money.”