Ada: Hello classmate, I am the boy who just added you on WeChat. I would like to ask if you have a boyfriend.
Girl: What's wrong with me not having a boyfriend? Do you need to add me on WeChat to make fun of me?
Ada: That's not what I meant. I just like you and want to be your boyfriend.
Girl: So how many thousand more can you earn per month now?
Ada: Hi, my work unit is in tens of thousands.
Girl: So how many tens of thousands can you earn a month?
Ada: I found a temporary job, which cost 3,000 yuan a month.
Girl:........................
Ada: Don't worry, that's just my salary last month.
Girl: What about this month?
Ada: 2800, I'll meet you tomorrow, all attendance is gone.
Girl:..........
Ada: But it's okay, I still have a year-end bonus.
Strange Girl: How many are there?
Ada: One box of apples and one box of pears.
Funny twists and turns