I Told You to Catch Female Ghosts, Not Goddesses

Name: I Told You to Catch Female Ghosts, Not Goddesses
Author: Idle Man from Southern Ji

让你捉女鬼，没让你捉女神

by Idle Man from Southern Ji (冀南闲人)

Status: Completed
Length: 186k Words
Genre: Mystery
Subgenre: Mystery & Supernatural
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Ada: Hi, classmate. I’m the guy who just added you on WeChat. I wanted to ask if you have a boyfriend.

Girl: I don’t. So what? Did you have to add me on WeChat just to make fun of me?

Ada: That’s not what I meant. I like you, and I want to be your boyfriend.

Girl: So how many thousand yuan do you make a month?

Ada: Oh, my job pays in units of ten thousand.

Girl: Then how many tens of thousands do you make a month?

Ada: I found a temporary job. I make 3,000 yuan a month.

Girl: …

Ada: Don’t worry, that was just last month’s pay.

Girl: What about this month?

Ada: 2,800. I’m meeting you tomorrow, so I lost my perfect-attendance bonus.

Girl: …

Ada: But it’s fine. I still have my year-end bonus.

Strange Girl: How much is that?

Ada: A box of apples and a box of pears.

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