The Madman Is Not Even Half as Good as Me, I Am the King Who Squirts First

My name is Zhou Hao. When you read this paragraph, I will be dead. In my previous life, I played games seriously and worked tirelessly to win. He humbly encourages his human-machine teammates, and endures the torture of the mechanism. However, someone as humble as me still fell down after all. Being defeated in three ways, I struggled to support and encourage my teammates. In the desperate dragon team, I tried my best to grab the dragon and achieved five kills. I was on the verge of a comeback, but because four human and machine teammates surrendered at the fountain point, I lost the game. Kneeling for 12 consecutive times, my heart exploded together with the crystal in the base. I've traveled through time. Thank God for giving me another chance! Congratulations to the host for binding to the No. 1 Spray system in the national server of Honor of Kings, and will be rewarded with the initial skill: Crazy Demon Brother's Exploding Golden Mouth. Squirt wildly and get rewards! In this life, I want to take back the glory that belongs to me and never compromise with the darkness again! I raised my right hand and solemnly swore: "I swear: from today on, I am determined to become a troll, without any reservations, and never look back; from today on, I let my heart guide me, and all the trolling will be empty, and all the criticism will be accepted; from today on, I will feel the power of the keyboard and appreciate the art of language." "I will become a planner's nightmare, I will become an actor's nightmare, I will be a sharp sword in the darkness, and I will be the horn that blows justice! This is true today, and this is true every day!"