Transmigrate to the Three Kingdoms and Grow Up with Diaochan

Weak and delicate Diaochan and Cai Yan? How about you take a look at their maxed-out combat stats! What? The Xianbei are heading south to raid us? Send out the Snow-Drifting Dragon Cavalry. And then the entire Xianbei tribe migrates north! Cao Cao: “Brother Tianyu, come quick! The eighteen warlords are starting their campaign against Dong Zhuo!” What? I can handle it alone. Dong Zhuo, hand over your granddaughter! The warlords are fighting for control of the realm? Sorry, I've already pacified all the barbarians on the Han borders. You lot keep fighting. I'll sit back and watch for a while! Lü Bu: “Xu Tianyu, come out and face your death!” Xu Hao: “Chan'er, do you want to beat Lü Bu to death? If you do, go ahead! Brother Hao will cheer you on!” Liu Bei: “Xu Tianyu, give me back my third brother.” Xu Hao: “What do you mean, your third brother? He's my martial nephew. Don't go claiming relatives at random!” Sun Quan: “Xu Tianyu, where's my younger sister?” Xu Hao: “You mean Xiangxiang? She's at home looking after the baby! Brother-in-law, I know you're anxious, but don't be. I'll bring you to meet your nephew in a little while.” Queen Jingjue: “Brother Haotian, we've really never heard of the Ghost Cave Tribe you mentioned.” Old Dian, you say you've run into a Macedonian phalanx? Don't worry, the Iron Pagoda cavalry and Divine Arm crossbow corps will be there soon! A different Three Kingdoms, a different kind of excitement awaits you!