The Empress Dotes on Me: The Male Consort's 99 Escapes

[Demon Emperor reborn as a male consort + domineering Empress falls hard]

The Demon Emperor Qian You is reborn, only to wake and discover that he has become the imperial consort of an empress from a small kingdom, who dotes on him exclusively.

But Qian You can’t stand the Empress’s insatiable demands. All he wants is to escape her clutches, so a series of melodramatic farces ensues.

“Your Majesty, this is terrible! The imperial consort has disappeared again.”

“Then bring him back.”

“Your Majesty, this is terrible! The imperial consort’s beauty is ruining the nation!”

“Impudent! Drag them away and execute them.”

“Your Majesty, this is terrible! Your close friend, General Qin, says she’s fallen in love with the imperial consort and asks you to give him to her.”

“No. My beloved consort is mine. Tell her to find someone else.”

“Your Majesty, this is terrible! The imperial consort dismantled the pillar that symbolizes the empire’s fortune.”

“It’s fine. I thought it was an eyesore too.”

“Your Majesty, this is terrible! The imperial consort killed your own brother.”

“Good. I’ve wanted to kill him for ages.”

“Your Majesty, this is terrible! People outside are saying that the imperial consort is actually the Demon Emperor you’ve admired for so long.”

“...”