Unbelievable!
Getting zapped into another world while gaming? This is so ridiculous it makes ridiculous open the door for it: ridiculous to the extreme!
In one day, she transmigrated into the chosen savior recognized by all three realms, and even scored a top-tier team of three mothers and seven fathers who doted on her. She laughed so hard in her dreams she sounded like a goose!
She thought she could lie flat and live as a happy slacker, munching snacks while watching the big shots show off. Who knew that after just three days of the good life, her competitive parents would pin her down and put her through brutal training!
Her eldest father forced her to hold a horse stance with a long sword in hand. Her second mother held a zither and made her pluck the strings. Her third father tossed her a spellbook and urged her to achieve enlightenment on the spot. Her fourth father's forging furnace was hot enough to roast sweet potatoes. Her fifth father thumped his chest and shouted, "If I don't teach you every trick in the book, you'll be missing out big time!" Her sixth father conjured an illusion to make her relive an endless cycle of public humiliation. Her seventh mother dragged her to dance in the demon clan's lair. Her eighth father's talismans piled up higher than a mountain. Her ninth mother went even further, throwing her into a poison pool until she became a "little pickle immune to every poison"!
She sprawled on the ground, wailing like a banshee: "Waaah! Why does everyone else become invincible the moment they transmigrate, while I have to master both the civil and martial arts?!"
Her three mothers and seven fathers gathered around her. Their eyes were so affectionate they could drip with honey, but their tone was domineering: "Good girl, build a solid foundation, and you'll be able to walk all over everyone later!"
The thirteen-year-old savior looked up at the sky and wailed: Help! Being doted on by a bunch of big shots is just too "miserable"!
