Epilepsy! My 99 Best Male Tenants

CautionThe little man dares to peek out of the window of a high-rise building to watch people taking a bath, but he dares not poop in public. I will make his anus unprotected! Within a hundred miles of our village, no one can beat me. Anyone who dares to get mad at me will be killed by me. So far, I am still firmly ranked first, and no one dares to surpass me. … No one knows suona better than me. As soon as the suona sounds, tears flow, and the folks in the village must be buried. His suona was very good, but it lacked the smell of being carried away. … "Stop trying to get rid of the bastards. Don't force me to slap you on the way to being a cow or a horse." "You can die if you want, and I will help you collect the body, but don't stop me from driving the screws now." "You made me lose perfect attendance for a month, and I beat you until you become an idiot!" My legs are 1.8 Meters long and my feet are size 44, so I kicked him to the Eiffel Tower. … The old man loves me so much. He always likes to wear small shoes for me, saying that I have not tightened the screws. I was angry. The screws were obviously very tight, tighter than his father's crotch! … "You dare to question my ability to control shit? Chuang Fei!" "You dare to steal a handsome guy from me? Chuangfei!" "You dare to cricket me behind my back? Let's all fly!" … Arrogant and cold man? Innocent male? Unruly brother? Tsundere next door? Do you still miss Bai Yueguang? I don't care about you Bai Yueguang and Sima smashing the vat, Chuang Fei! It doesn't matter whether you are arrogant, yandere or coquettish, Chuangfei! There is no man in my heart, so I draw my sword to be a god of nature. If a man comes to harass you, go up and shovel him. Horizontal comment: Don't mess with Madman.