[Read with caution] This little man dares to peep at people bathing from outside a high-rise window, but doesn't dare take a shit in public. I'll make sure his chrysanthemum never recovers!
Within a hundred li of our village, nobody can out-crazy me.
Anyone who dares to out-crazy me, I'll bite them to death.
To this day, I still sit firmly in first place. Nobody dares to surpass me.
Nobody understands the suona better than I do.
When the suona plays, tears start to fall. When it plays for the folks around here, someone's bound to be getting buried.
He plays the suona beautifully, but it just doesn't have that funeral procession feel.
"Don't try to pin some bastard on me. Don't make me slap you while I'm on the road to becoming a wage slave."
"If you want to die, go ahead. I'll help bury you, but stop getting in the way of me tightening screws."
"You cost me a month's attendance bonus. I'll beat you into an idiot!"
My legs are 1.8 meters long, and I wear size 44 shoes. One kick sent him flying all the way to the Eiffel Tower.
That old man can't have me, so he keeps making life difficult for me, saying I haven't tightened the screws enough.
I snapped.
The screws are plenty tight, tighter than his father's crotch!
"You dare question my ability to control my poop? I'll run you over!"
"You dare try to steal my handsome hottie? I'll run you over!"
"You dare gossip about me behind my back? I'll run every last one of you over!"
The arrogant, cold type?
The pure-hearted college guy?
The rebellious, cocky bro?
The tsundere guy next door?
The unforgettable white moonlight?
I don't care if you're a white moonlight or Sima smashing a jar, I'll run you over!
Tsundere, yandere, or secretly sexy, I'll run every last one of you over!
With no men in my heart, my blade is divine.
If a man comes after me, I'll slide-tackle him.
Bottom line: Don't mess with the Crazy Phoenix.
The irony is very well written, and there are many thought-provoking places in the book.
This book is really, really well written