Everyone's Weapons Awaken: I Got a Dao Blade Girl from the Start

[No System, no rebirth, no saintly do-gooders. Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill. If the killing isn’t decisive, the author will stand on his head and eat shit] (Contains gore, violence, corpse abuse, forced love, a little NTR, and mild sexual content. Please read at your discretion.)

Here’s a little verse, composed especially for this broadsword:

Four feet in length, its blade gleams three inches bright. Thrust forward, and it strikes like an iron serpent bursting from its den; raised to cleave, it falls like a savage tiger pouncing on its prey. It needs no fine steel for its edge, yet can break through enemy lines and behead a general. Its handle needs no tiger fat for polish, yet it can ambush travelers and seize their gold. It once served as Li Kui’s companion, killing three tigers on Mount Yi; it also served as Junyi’s retainer, battling heroes beneath Liangshan. A loyal brother to the triumphant warrior, a chaste wife to the virtuous man. After helping the brave bandits rise up, it asks for neither silver nor gold. Having won the rarest glory of conquering a kingdom, why covet the titles and seals of princes and kings?

(Note: Although Li Kui killed four tigers on Mount Yi, he stabbed one of them to death with his waist knife, so only three count.)