The Elevator Takes Me on a Mission to Find Supplies for the Motherland

I’m a total beginner, and I’m writing purely for fun. Please don’t flame me if it isn’t well written, everyone. This is where you can check your brain at the door. This is where you can check your brain at the door. This is where you can check your brain at the door. Important things are said three times.

“What the heck?” I just wanted to buy some groceries. How did I end up in a primeval forest? “Elevator, I want to go home. You can’t just dump me here. I’m scared~~” “No. You have to stay here for two full hours.” “Even if I have to stay the whole time, couldn’t you at least put me somewhere safe? You freaking put me in a tiger’s den!” Kong Que argued with the elevator in the faintest whisper. “Relax, it won’t hurt you. Even if it wanted to, it couldn’t,” the Elevator System 1688 chuckled wickedly nearby. “Aaaah, I’m going crazy! When I get back, I’m turning myself in. I can’t keep living like this!”

Long Yichen: “Don’t be scared, honey. I’m here.”

Team member: “Captain, I don’t think your wife heard you. She’s busy arguing with the System.”