Mythic Journey to the West: Who Told You to Flirt with Immortals and Female Demons?

Synopsis: [Lighthearted + comedy + demon hunting + Journey to the West + Primordial World + no System]

Ling Feng is the disciple Taiyi Zhenren unexpectedly took on as his final student.

After causing trouble, he is sent by his master beyond the mountain gate to subdue demons and vanquish evil.

Ling Feng: Male demons get beaten to death with a club. As for female demons, heh heh heh...

Taiyi Zhenren: When you're out and about, don't go around saying I'm your master!

Ling Feng (turning away and muttering): Then saying Nezha is my senior brother should be fine, right?

Sun Wukong: Don't wipe your runny nose on my fur! I haven't bathed in nearly five hundred years, and now you're adding extra filth. Do you think this old Sun isn't disgusting enough already? What a pain!

Yang Jian: My good brother, it's been ages! Where have you been? Come sit with me at Mount Hua.

Nezha: Where are my Qiankun Ring, Red Armillary Sash, and Nine-Dragon Fire Shield? Someone get in here and catch the thief!

The Nine Heavens Mysterious Maiden: You used to call me Little Nannan, but now you tell me to behave like a proper goddess. Have you no conscience?

Chang'e: Where have you been, Marshal Tianpeng? He... he's bullying me!

The Seventh Princess of the East Sea: It's been so long since you rode me...

The Weaver Girl: Fishnet stockings? Do they come in black? Wouldn't they look a little inappropriate on my legs?

Transmigrator Ye Feifan: Don't torture me! I'll talk, I'll tell you everything!

Tang Sanzang: Benefactor, how does this magical treasure work?

Ling Feng: Silently chant, 'Homage to the Gatling Bodhisattva.'

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