My girlfriend is a police officer.
When I was threatened by gangsters, the bomb on me exploded with only ten minutes left.
The gangster asked me to call her, but I was met with a barrage of insults: "Fang Ze, are you done yet? You're even risking your life just to be jealous? Do you know that Zhibai's cat has been trapped in the tree for three days? Zhibai loves that cat dearly!"
"If you delay my rescue, you will be a murderer!"
From the receiver, a pretentious voice came: "Thank you, sister, sister, you are great."
And that man is my girlfriend's childhood sweetheart.
When the bomb was about to explode, I sent a text message to my girlfriend: "Goodbye forever, it's best not to see each other again in the next life."