When Genshin Impact Enters the Real World

[Gacha] + [Summoning] + [Passion] + [Manifestation] “Have you heard? Several peerless geniuses showed up in this year's wishes. They're all getting double purples in a ten-pull!” “Yeah, too bad all I got was a guaranteed maid. I can't even get into a decent university…” As everyone gasped, a dazzling golden light flashed, and under the stunned gazes of the crowd, something streaked across the sky like a meteor! “Diluc of Mondstadt answers the call!” Staring at the fiery red figure in the sky, Song Huai swallowed. Had he gotten an off-banner pull? Years later, when everyone else was struggling to hold off the Original Demons with maids and the starter trio, Song Huai roared: “Five-Star God of War, reporting for battle!” Everyone turned to look at the lineup of five-stars behind Song Huai, then silently put away their weapons. “Hello, Ability Bureau? This guy's cheating. Can someone report him?” “No, seriously, why did I spend my whole life grinding in another world, while he got everything in one pull?” And when the gods descended, everyone declared: “Song Huai is the undisputed peerless powerhouse and leader of humanity. Who's in favor? Who's against?” Song Huai, honorary president of the Ability Users' Guild, honorary principal of Jinling University, leading figure of the new generation, and chief Harbinger of the Fatui, delivered his speech: “As everyone knows, the Original Demons are our common enemy. We must stand together! Don't let rumors and gossip sway you. How could I possibly have fallen into the Abyss? Slander! It's all slander!”