Ah, Yes, Yes, I Am Sick

[Crazy + charlatan + mental illness + hilarious + refreshing article + no CP, just eat + there is no word that is not crazy] Shen Jingbing suddenly discovered that her eldest daughter-in-law, whom she took good care of, was madly jealous of her, and wrote all her thoughts about her dying a good death into a novel. The novel became a big hit and Shen Jing died. The full text is finished. "Fart, it's not over! The toilet is on the floor, I think you are not far from 'shit'!" After a cordial and friendly greeting, she was pushed down from the 250th floor by her "best friend". Unexpectedly, she entered this novel on the first day she was sent to Shacha Mental Hospital. She was only 12 years old at that time. It was not until 7 years later that she was taken back to the Shen family. From then on, the plot of the novel not only deviated from the standard and became completely chaotic, but the style of the novel also gradually became abnormal. In the original plot, her parents died mysteriously and tragically! Well, make grandpa bankrupt and let him go out to beg for food. Eighty is the age to start. In the original plot, she was the male protagonist's licking dog! Okay, send the male protagonist to the West to be a howling dog, and let him experience the pleasure of being a dog. In the original plot, she was the control group of the heroine! Okay, use the magic mirror to make a coffin for Qing Leng Xiao Bai Hua, and let her reveal her true form whether life or death. Just to please the heroine, what happened to the various villains who tried to make her die again and again? They no longer chased the heroine, but instead cried and shouted that they wanted to give her a monkey, pampering her to the point of being lawless. Confucius didn't understand, Mencius didn't understand, and neither did Lao Tzu. But the villains understand. Because, since the day they stepped into Shacha, they were no longer themselves, but the "six dragons and three phoenixes" of Shacha. Because, they can hear her voice.