Quick Transmigration: I Really Did Reach the Great Dao Through My Acting Skills

The guide at the Immortal Realm’s reception desk asks, “Dear, what profession are you planning to pursue in your cultivation?” Gu Shijiu answers with confidence, “I made it through middle school, so I’m pretty well educated around here. I should be able to cultivate science.” “The founder of the Science Cultivation school had a PhD. Five thousand years ago, he could already split water spirit roots into hydrogen spirit roots and oxygen spirit roots.” The guide looks at him with contempt. “Then what about Marxist philosophy?” Shi Qi asks tentatively. The guide curls her lip. “The founder of the Marxist Philosophy school was once the head of the Marx Research Institute. He has three thousand disciples now. You two are actors. Why not cultivate in your own field?” “You can cultivate immortality through acting?” “There are three thousand paths to the Great Dao. If you can make it work, why not? Actors, head that way.” The guide points them in the right direction, then pulls out a... phone? “Wait, hold on. Give me a good review first.” The screen displays the options “Extremely satisfied, Very satisfied, Satisfied, Dissatisfied, Extremely dissatisfied.” “I cultivate customer service. Customer satisfaction is what raises my cultivation, dear.”