I Asked You to Communicate and You Took the Pulse of the Police Dog?

[Relaxed + funny + live broadcast + no female protagonist] Anyang traveled through time and became a contestant on the reality show "Professionals". The chosen profession was a pet communicator. Loach owner: "My loach has spirituality. I give Tao Te Ching to inspire it every day. Then one day, it just disappeared!" Anyang: "It has already moved to the stomach." Tiger owner: "The tigers I raise at home are very well-behaved. They won't fight back even if I hit them with my slippers." Anyang: "Have you ever heard of a saying: When a tiger falls, he will be bullied by a dog?" Teddy owner: "They say Teddy is too horny to keep, but only those who have raised Teddy know that Teddy is not as bad as they say!" Anyang: "Sister, please don't fall down at home." Cat owner: "The kitten I have been raising for more than a year is lost. I have searched many people and spent a lot of money on it, but I still can't get it back..." Anyang: "Wait until I call Li Huamao and ask him to place a wanted order for you!" Netizen: I live in Bengbu, and everyone's pet communication is just for fun. If this communicator has something to do, he will really help. He can give acupuncture to the panda in the United States, detect the spy cat who lived in his childhood, and take the pulse of the drug detection dog. Is there anything else he can't do? ! !