LeBron: You know, Lin Zhen is a great coach. No player would turn down the chance to play for him. People of Earth, who can stop Lin Zhen?
Curry: If Coach Lin Zhen were on our team, I'd dunk more than I shoot threes.
Green: Head Coach Lin Zhen is a great boxer. Next to him, I'm just a little kid.
Durant: I'm jealous of Coach Lin Zhen. I really want to play for him. Not because he can lead me to a championship, but because I'd definitely get to drink Scarlett's bathwater.
Leonard: Don't call me the Klaw. I have no secrets from Coach Lin Zhen.
Irving: I'm no immortal. Coach Lin Zhen is the real immortal.
Kardashian: I'd give up everything for Lin Zhen. Before I met him, I thought there were no real men in the world. Now I know there's only one.
Ibaka: I, Ibaka, declare Lin Zhen the strongest man in the world.
Commentator: There are just 18 seconds left. The opposing team is down by five, and the other side has possession. Looks like this game is over.
Commentator: Wait, what is the opposing assistant coach doing? Is he regretting the loss?
Commentator: What? How did the other team win?
Commentator: Was the opposing head coach performing some kind of ritual just now?
Commentator: Oh my God, did I just witness an immortal from the East?
It feels pretty good, it's fun