“Hey, Egghead, your shell is extraordinary, and your patterns are exquisite.
“Give it time, and you'll become a wicked and powerful being like Darkrai!”
The egg next door looked unconvinced, but still asked, “Really? How can you tell?”
Mo Ge kept bluffing.
“Why would I lie to you?”
“To tell you the truth, I have the bloodline of the Ancestral Dragon. My discerning eyes can read eggs, and I've never been wrong.”
“Give an egg a quick glance, and I can tell right away whether it's a good egg or a rotten one.”
The egg next door listened with a look of admiration.
“Brother Niu, it's... it's the lowest-grade Black Chicken Beast...”
“Uh, this is Brother Niu's first spirit beast? Pfft, I'm trying not to laugh. It looks pretty delicate, like it knows how to play basketball. I suggest Brother Niu take her to audition for Idol Trainees. She'll win tons of fairy fans! Oh! This is it! The basketball-playing fighter among Black Chickens!”
The other students saw it too and couldn't help laughing along.
(New author, new book) ψ(`∇´)ψ [Hilarious power fantasy]
From the start, all he has is an egg, and evolution is the only way to get stronger! Mo Ge transmigrates to a world of spirit beasts, only to find that he's become an egg and been contracted as a spirit beast by a beauty. At the same time, he awakens the Infinite Evolution System! With over ten thousand possible evolutionary forms, he can go from a Tiny Water Frog, Jumping Mouse, Big-Jawed Ant, and Molten Mountain Rock to a Dream Ice Silkworm, Moonlight Holy Fox, and Darkrai! Infinite evolution, limitless power!
His goal is to become the God of Spirit Beasts, the Storm Dragon King!