Carrying a Lantern

[No System] [No Idiots] [No Female Lead] [Don't Take This Personally]

I'm a nobody.

I have no special talents;

I've never met a benefactor in life;

and my luck with reincarnation has consistently been zero.

Until my aunt discovered

that I can actually merge with "things."

Heh... so I'm useless after all.

Completely useless, in fact.

Give me a lantern,

appoint me Grand Marshal of the Three Armies,

and you expect me to take this seriously?