Reborn in the Great Tang Dynasty with memories of his journey to the West, Tang Xuanzang turns to the dark side on the spot and swears to bring down the Thunderclap Monastery.
“Tathagata, did you know that after the fake and real Monkey King affair, I secretly recited the Tightening Curse once? That night, ‘Sun Wukong’ slept like a baby.”
“Guanyin, you preach mercy and compassion, urging all living beings to turn to Buddha. Then why is Lion Camel Ridge piled with demon skulls, its bones like a forest, a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood, the stench choking the air? Is it your Western Buddhist teachings that need to reflect, or my Great Tang that needs to believe in Buddha?”
“Journeying west to obtain the scriptures? To hell with your scriptures... You want me to spread Buddhism? Eat shit!
I’m taking you all down with me.”
[Ding! Congratulations, Host. You’ve successfully gone off the deep end and bound yourself to the Go Off the Deep End System. As long as you go off the deep end, you can earn rewards.]
“Go off the deep end? Fine, let’s all go off the deep end across the entire Primordial World!”