[Two Male Leads + Devoted Pairing + Transmigrate into a Book + Slow Burn + Ensemble Cast + Absurd Comedy]
The Number One Master of Lying Flat vs. The Dark, Yandere Puppy
Ye Yunsheng vs. Xie Jinan (Mo Qing)
After transmigrating into a book, Xie Jinan became the frail Number One Under Heaven.
But this Number One wasn't exactly respectable. He was instead:
Number One at being a pain, Number One at snarking, Number One at being a closet romantic, Number One at flirting...
One day,
In a daze, he took the System as his disciple, and it even came with an adorable little cutie!
Looking at the System's glitching interface afterward, Xie Jinan could only sigh.
After thinking it over, he accepted that since he was already here, he might as well make the best of it. If he'd come all this way, he should at least get the job done, right? Yeah, no! Which thunder-struck bastard #%*...!
After lying flat again and again, Xie Jinan decided he didn't care. He had a tough life, didn't he?
While recuperating,
Xie Jinan was driven to the brink again and again by his disciple's close attention. He begged for mercy:
"Men only slow down how fast I draw my sword. Disciple, stop pestering me!"
When his adorable little disciple was in danger, Xie Jinan charged forward with his sword! Before those people could even get close, the Qingyue Sword was already at their throats!
Song Qingchuan watched the scene and tossed a handful of sunflower seeds into his mouth, looking thoroughly entertained. "Host... your sword is more than three times faster than usual..."
[Most of the characters in this book have a rather "beautiful" state of mind. Remember to leave your brain behind before reading.]
[Warning]
The author is an omnivorous reader, and the early chapters have lots of wordplay. It gets better later. If you don't like it, swipe left to leave.
The blurb is here to help you avoid things you dislike, not to dare you to face them anyway.
