[Black Myth: Wukong + Bajie + Destiny Man]
Originally, I was so handsome that I could be a scumbag! But the eight characteristics that are unique to me in heaven: simplicity, honesty, single-mindedness, sincerity, reliability, chastity, stability, and maturity have harmed me! I am determined to get rid of my 8 natural traits and change my name to Zhu Bajie!
Do you know: Senior Brother is a "man of destiny", but I am a "man of misfortune". Because I broke into the Eightfold Star Lord and Chang'e to steal the moon, I was demoted to the mortal world, traveled through time and was reborn as a pig. In order to save my life, I must fight with the boars and become the strongest breeding pig, otherwise I will be slaughtered! In order to save me, Zi Zhuer did not hesitate to secretly plot against the great god of the three realms! I am the Grand Marshal of Canopy! I don't want to eat pig feed full of maggots anymore!
I claim to be a "poor person" but I really have a miserable life. I am a handsome, tall and mighty Four Saints of the North Pole!
In ancient times, Wu Chengen disfigured me! Grant me to be as ugly as a pig! In later generations, the shady company "Game Science" was even more outrageous and even reduced my height! Make me as short as a mouse!
Please tell me, is anyone as miserable as me? Finally, I sing a song to express my sympathy to all the "poor people":
"Three thousand ~ four weeks ~ no two days off ~ no stay! Stay up late ~ get up early ~ thin, fat, black and white ~ reversed! Sick ~ lifelong ~ sorrow ~ lie down ~ eat raw ~ dumplings!"
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