An ancient, mysterious history book records these words:
As long as the giants live, the world endures. Mysterious creatures will bring peace to all the ages.
I'm Yang Wei, and I can assure you, I'm not impotent.
By a stroke of luck, I discovered that I was a monster reincarnated.
Then I set out on a mission to save Earth and defend world peace.
A Ju, kick him in the crotch. A Ju, hit him in the back of the head. A Ju...
In a strange world, one man and one colt roam the martial realm.
They kick ancient powerhouses and punch the top show-offs in the face.
Want to know who Grandpa is? I'll beat you up, and then you'll know.
