The Yellow Immortal Wants a Blessing: You Look Like My Girlfriend

My name is Jiang Qing, and I live in Wangjia Village. Recently, something strange happened. A few nights ago, while walking home after midnight, I ran into a weasel that actually spoke. It asked whether I thought it looked more like a human or a god. I’d had too much to drink, so I insisted it looked like my ex-girlfriend. The next day, a beautiful woman appeared in my home, claiming to be my girlfriend…