This is a different Naruto world!
Kakashi-sensei is short of blue? Okay, add the Nine-Tails Chakra Cloak.
Uchiha Itachi is terminally ill? Okay, Qimen Jujutsu + Orochimaru's life science to protect you.
Teacher Kai's Eight Gate Dunjia is too harmful to the body? Well, the Immortal Technique Body Tempering + Orochimaru's life science gave him nothing to worry about.
Sasuke has nothing great except his eyes? Okay, Sask, I will teach you the three magic arts to help you become more powerful in battle.
Mr. Jiraiya couldn't hold the beauty back? Okay, let's fight the busty beauty Godaime for three hundred rounds.
Any regrets? Everything is arranged!
