Warning: Mental Breakdown Ahead. The Goddesses Are All Losing It

[Unhinged + Hilarious + Going Berserk + System + Showbiz + Face-Slapping]

[Important: Readers of sound mind should proceed with caution!!! Goody-goodies, stay away!!!]

Well, let me put it simply...

Basically, Zheng Yi was an overworked wage slave who transmigrated with the "Lingxiao Madcap" System.

Zheng Yi's achievements before transmigrating:

Watered the boss's money tree to death!

Pulled the plug on the electric God of Wealth!

Released the lucky goldfish into the wild!

Flushed a ten-year-old tea pet down the drain!

After transmigrating, Zheng Yi joined a dating reality show.

His achievements were as follows:

The haughty business goddess put on airs, so he smacked her in the face with a sea cucumber.

She broke down on the spot!

First kill!

A male guest from the Western Eight Nation barked at him.

Zheng Yi: "So, you people from the Western Eight Nation must be really good at stealing, huh?"

The Western Eight Nation guest broke down. Double kill!

A rich second-generation heir was supposed to go on a date with a female guest, but Zheng Yi showed up instead.

The heir roared at him and demanded an explanation.

Zheng Yi: "Don't be like this. I admit I wronged you. I..."

"No!!! I don't want your apology!!!"

Triple kill!

In the "Simulated Life" game.

While everyone else was playing loving husband and wife,

Zheng Yi: Tomb of My Deceased Wife.

"I'm simulating life as a widower."

Four kills in a row!

The livestream was shut down for the Nth time.

Director: "You absolute menace, please stop!!!"

Five kills in a row!

Aced!!!

Years later, he became an online sensation. During an interview,

the reporter asked, "Mr. Zheng Yi, how do you manage to keep your mental state so wonderfully healthy?"

Zheng Yi smiled calmly:

"With a premium ginseng supplement. It keeps them well, and me well too."