Everyone’s Favorite Wherever I Go: My Life Feels Like I’ve Turned on Cheats

Su Lili was the only nine-colored koi in all the world. She had never suffered a grievance from the moment she was born, and was a little troublemaker through and through. One day, the Heavenly Emperor told her earnestly, “Lili, you’re too naive, so Uncle Heavenly Emperor is sending you down to the mortal realm to experience the seven emotions and six hardships.” Su Lili had good reason to suspect that Uncle Heavenly Emperor just thought she was too cute, and too mischievous. “Fine, I’ll go!” she huffed. But who could have guessed that the little ancestor would really go, refuse to drink the Meng Po Soup, and head straight down to undergo her tribulation? That would have been bad enough, but she also packed up every last gift her uncles, aunts, older brothers, and older sisters had given her over the past few hundred years. The Heavenly Emperor turned a blind eye and simply quit his post. Siming, who was in charge of mortal destinies, gave Su Lili special treatment, making the Heavenly Emperor so angry he nearly chopped him with a blade.