A Cannon Fodder Wanders into the Cultivation World, Where Her Unhinged Mind Games Never Fail

[Note: No romance pairing + theatrical comedy + meme references + golden finger]

After Luo Jinghong died, she transmigrated into a cultivation novel called Everyone in the Cultivation World Has Given Up, and I Want to Fall in Love. Everyone was romance-obsessed. Be they spiritual cultivators, demonic cultivators, or ghost cultivators, all were consumed by love, and no one had ascended to immortality in nearly ten thousand years. As a result, spiritual energy in the cultivation world was growing scarce, and the world was on the verge of collapse, leaving everyone in panic.

Aaaah, so what does that have to do with her? In the modern world, you respect the love-obsessed, leave them to it, and wish them well. Fine, fine, fine! Now even cultivators are all love-obsessed. What are ordinary people like us supposed to do? Die alongside them for the sake of their earth-shattering romance?

So now, I’m going to fire the first shot in the cultivation world’s war against romance obsession. Senior Brother, who sacrificed himself for love; Second Senior Brother, who crippled his own cultivation; Third Senior Sister, who cared for her dao companion only to have her spiritual roots ripped out by her beloved; the aloof master who fell to demonic cultivation for love; Fourth Senior Brother, who betrayed the sect... Just wait, you’re all going down.

Fake way to save the love-obsessed: See through the scumbags and cut off those ill-fated relationships.

Real way to save the love-obsessed: Beat them into submission, brainwash them, or find them their destined partner. Pick one, and enjoy cultivation while shipping couples.