You Act Like a Jerk, I Go Off the Rails: We'll Take Down the Entertainment Industry on Equal Terms

Name: You Act Like a Jerk, I Go Off the Rails: We'll Take Down the Entertainment Industry on Equal Terms
Author: Thinking of Xiangmei

你犯贱我发癫，平等创飞娱乐圈

by Thinking of Xiangmei (思向梅)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 175k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Entertainment Stardom
Updated: 10mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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(Transmigrate into a book + Real and Fake Heiresses + Unhinged Actress + Takes on Everyone + Evenly Matched Leads + Super Sweet Romance)

Xu Ziyi transmigrated into a novel about a real and fake heiress as the fake one, plummeting from heaven to hell overnight.

Her actor boyfriend moved on without missing a beat, the fake heiress put her down at every turn, and in no time she was being vilified across the internet.

A disastrous start? No problem. She could always go completely off the rails.

The real heiress shoved a DNA report in her face: “I’m taking back everything that belongs to me.”

Xu Ziyi slapped her twice in return: “Take back the slaps that belong to you first.”

Her ex made a smug pronouncement: “I know it’s hard to forget me, but time heals everything.”

She replied: “The walls in my house are always leaking. Could you lend me half your face? I could use it to patch them up.”

When faced with the saying, “The capable should do more,” she said:

“If the capable should do more, then let the capable do it. I’m dead, and the dead deserve respect.”

When her agent scolded her for not replying, “Received”:

“Cows moo and horses neigh. Oxen and horses can reply ‘Received.’”

Netizens: “Sis, you’re my god!”

Xu Ziyi single-handedly sent the entire dating show off the rails.

She said: “I’ll bite your butt. Chomp, chomp, chomp.”

Netizens: “What a little glutton.”

She said: “You’re still going to provoke me? I’m so mad I’m going to crawl around in a dark, twisted rage. Crawl, crawl, crawl.”

Netizens: “Drink a little booze and you get cocky. Mess with Sister Xu, and your life’s at stake.”

Xu Ziyi’s diehard fans: “We go crazy for Sister Xu, go wild for Sister Xu, and bang our heads against the wall for Sister Xu!”

Shocking! She swept the entire dating show, and at last someone came along who could match Xu Ziyi’s level of craziness. Even more shocking, it was the young master of the capital’s elite circle.

Netizens: “Not gonna lie, this crazy man and crazy woman are kind of fun to ship.”

Xu Ziyi: “Oh no, everyone’s gone crazy.”

(Unhinged comedy, where everyone gets taken down equally.)

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