You Went on a Mission, So Why Did You Come Back with a Gold Medal?

[Lighthearted comedy + everyday life + middle-aged man]

Chen Shu, a retired Longguo agent, was working in intelligence for his agency to enjoy a quiet retirement. While on a mission in Gaul, he happened to be there during the Olympics, when a problem arose with one of Longguo’s shooting competitors.

“Send someone with decent aim who can appear in public and won’t interfere with the mission!”

“There is someone who fits, but he’s a bit old and injured, too.”

“That’s fine, as long as he doesn’t miss the target!”

At the agency’s request, the thirty-eight-year-old “veteran” Chen Shu took charge of the team. He went from agent to star athlete in the blink of an eye.

At first, everyone thought Chen Shu was just there to make up the numbers.

But then he stepped onto the field...

Bear Country athlete: “Hey, buddy, you forgot your earplugs.”

Chen Shu: “What did you say? I can’t hear you very well.”

Three-Eyes Country athlete: “You brought ordinary glasses instead of professional equipment? That’s disrespectful to the competition!”

Chen Shu: “These are actually reading glasses.”

Beautiful Country athlete: “WTF? One hand in your pocket? What kind of shooting stance is that?”

Chen Shu: “Is that not allowed?”

Kimchi Country athlete: “Referee, he’s definitely cheating! I demand a rematch!”

Chen Shu: “If I do it again, I’ll break the record.”

Cherry Blossom Country athlete: “Wait, why are you pointing your gun at me after finishing the round?”

Chen Shu: “Sorry, force of habit.”

Spectator: “You even wipe your fingerprints off the gun after shooting?”

Chen Shu: “Sorry, that really is a habit.”

But that was only the beginning.

Only when Chen Shu began appearing in more and more events did everyone finally understand.

“Wait, bro, are you here to wholesale gold medals?”