Caught at My Part-Time Job: My Employer Paid Me, but Never Said It Was for the Olympics

At the Olympic air pistol event, while the other competitors wore specialist lenses and earmuffs, the representative from the Turkiye Republic turned out to be a young athlete from the Dragon Nation! Wearing shorts and flip-flops, he raised his gun and fired twice to claim the silver medal, sending the crowd into an uproar! What caught the audience’s attention most was how casually and expertly the young man wiped off his fingerprints after using the gun. People kept tagging the Dragon Nation’s official account, urging them to look into it. When the authorities investigated, they discovered that the competitor, Hao Dachui, really was suspicious. The next day, as classes began at the university, the armed police surrounded the campus and moved in to arrest him! In the interrogation room: “While all the other students were enjoying their break, what were you doing?” “Working part-time to pay my tuition~” “And your part-time job took you to the Olympics?” “My employer just sent me money. They never said it was for the Olympics~” “I heard you also worked as a mercenary in overseas war zones?” “Officer, I worked through a legitimate military contracting company. It’s a legal part-time job! And I have an excellent reputation for professionalism. Even if my uncle showed up in the opposite trench, I’d still put two bursts into him!” “Be serious! You’re an orphan. Where would you get an uncle?” “Next question: why did you only win silver? Was the pay too low? Or was it because smoking was banned at the venue, like the rumors say?” “I’ve been framed! I entered the team event, officer~” “...One last question: are you still taking part-time jobs? I have dozens of Olympic events here, I mean, assignments!” “Is there extra pay?! I’m in!” 【Just for laughs. Don’t take it seriously. Leave your brain at the door and enjoy the story.】 (˵¯͒〰¯͒˵)