We're Lining Up to Pick Wives. You Really Believe Her When She Pretends to Be Ugly?

[Transmigration + wish fulfillment + farming + face-slapping + alternate history] After transmigrating into the Longxia Dynasty, he places first in the imperial exams from the start, infuriating a crooked old scholar who teaches for a living. When a colleague frames him, he sends the man straight to prison. Just after he’s eaten his fill, he stumbles upon the local government handing out wives? What? They’re all “picking the tallest among the short ones”? No one wants the stunningly beautiful fairy? Well, then I won’t stand on ceremony. “Scholar, why are you dragging that ugly woman along?” “That ugly woman’s face is covered in scars!” “Brother Xu, think carefully! Aren’t all the other girls more appealing than her?” Lin Xu: ??? Who says my wife is ugly? She’s a fairy who fell from the heavens!