Tycoon: Every Dollar I Spend Is Reduced a Thousandfold

A young security guard boasts during a blind date and activates a Tycoon System. The cost of spending money and any damage he suffers are reduced by a factor of ten thousand. “Ding! You spent 10,000 yuan treating a beautiful woman to dinner. Reduced by a factor of ten thousand: the actual cost is 1 yuan.” “Ding! You lent a friend 100,000 yuan. Reduced by a factor of ten thousand: the actual loan is 10 yuan.” “Ding! You tipped a beautiful streamer 1 million yuan. Reduced by a factor of ten thousand: the actual cost is 100 yuan.” “Ding! You spent 50 million yuan on a villa. Reduced by a factor of ten thousand: the actual cost is 5,000 yuan.” “Ding! An atomic bomb exploded above your head. Damage reduced by a factor of ten thousand. You’re still jumping around as good as new.” “Ding! You’re 10,000 years old. The damage time does to you is reduced by a factor of ten thousand, making you the equivalent of one year old. You’re frighteningly young.” He gained endless happiness and a lifespan that would last for eternity, but regrettably lost all sorrow and pain.