Smitten and Sinking

With exams just around the corner, I was frantically cramming when a chance encounter brought me face-to-face with a big shot from the law school.

I went to great lengths to get him to tutor me, but he keeps thinking I want to sleep with him. What am I supposed to do?

That would be one thing, but then one day, the big shot got drunk and stumbled into my arms, clinging to me.

“Senior, could you give me a little time to prepare? I learn fast.”

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