After Six Months in Seclusion, I Walked Out and Ran into Li Er

What does it feel like to wake up in a primeval forest? Ordinary Li Wuyou picked up a priceless treasure that could travel through time and space on his way home, and accidentally ended up in the Tang dynasty.

Long Linger: Are you sure you don't want to cultivate?

Li Wuyou: It's too dull. Nothing beats resting my head on a beauty's lap while I get drunk.

Long Linger: I hear the Tang dynasty is full of beautiful women.

Li Shimin: Brother, didn't you just say those were the last few bottles?

Cheng Yaojin: Young Master Li, my ox hanged itself. I'd like you to come and perform rites for it.

Changle: Pass down my order: kill anyone who dares come near.