Xu Damao and Qin Huairu sneaking off to the storeroom?
I’ll take photos and expose them. The whole Siheyuan will be in an uproar.
Bang Geng sneaking into my room to steal food?
Would you like chocolate-flavored laxatives, or instant-noodle-flavored ones?
The three kids got their fill of laxatives and went to sleep. With the effects building all night, guess whose turn it’ll be to have a miserable time?
Jia Zhangshi’s grandson stole my food, got a stomachache, and still had the nerve to come demand compensation from me?
Take a guess at what I’m going to do to you.
[Outdo the shameless with even greater shamelessness + System + face-slapping + farming antics]
In the modern day, Xiao Feng was stabbed for two-timing.
His shameless nature got him bound to a System. He’d never read the original story, yet transmigrated into the Beast-Filled Siheyuan holding all the cards.
He earns points by pulling stunts, delivering face-slapping comebacks, or triggering strong emotional reactions from the System.
Food, yuan, even lifespan and good looks can all be bought with points.
“The Beast-Filled Siheyuan? When it comes to acting like beasts...”
“Could that whole bunch together manage even a tenth of what I can do?”
Run, run, everyone run