In her past life, Wei Yu was the most ordinary of the countless women on Earth. Then, in a single moment, she transmigrated into a book and became a female celebrity.
On a variety show, while everyone else is carefully maintaining their personas, Wei Yu lies flat: “Back in college, I tried to impress my teachers, but none of that mattered at exam time, when they had to grade on a curve. Someone else was bound to get the high marks. It sure wasn’t going to be me.”
[…Damn, that’s way too real.]
[Who hasn’t turned in every assignment and shown up to every class, only to get a 70 for their coursework? This is infuriating!]
A male star moves in close against a wall, ready to deliver a heartfelt line from the script. Wei Yu drops into a squat. “Hey, check out the results of my Pamela Reif workouts.”
Her mental state is so unhinged that, during the livestream Q&A, someone asks: [Just what level is your mental state at?]
Wei Yu instantly turns into a macaque, strikes Sun Wukong’s pose, and starts dancing: “I’m on the next level, yeah… uuuuuuu… ai!”
Netizen: […There’s no way to look that up, is there, Ah Wei!]
