No CP, ship whoever you like + no romance plot + strong female lead
Zang Qingluan is fed up. At home, there's scheming; once she's in the palace, the consorts frame her. The emperor is incompetent and neglects state affairs. If she puts up with it, she'll get breast nodules; if she backs down, she'll get breast hyperplasia. Since that's the case, Zang Qingluan decides to deal with the source of it all. Your Majesty, off you go. Safe travels, and don't let the door hit you on the way out. Yes, yes, I poisoned you. Hurry up and give your last words. This palace is waiting to take the throne and become an empress for the ages.
(The first few chapters are a little slow, but the palace intrigue is where the real story begins. Readers who aren't interested can skip straight to Chapter Five (♡˙︶˙♡))
