[Slow Burn, Not a Wish-Fulfillment Story, Plot-Focused]
One day, I was eating at home when a beam of light suddenly shone on me.
"Hey, who dares pull me over there?"
I'm the true god of this universe, you know. Talk about water flooding the Dragon King's temple!
What do you mean everyone only has C-rank talents?
Are you kidding me?
I snapped my fingers and changed everyone's talent to SSS-rank.
"Consider it a little gift from me!"
Holy crap, the ghosts are terrifying!
I can't take this. I'll install a cute-ification mod.
And then a bunch of Pikachus chased the players around.
Holy crap, you're changing the rules on the fly?
Do you think I'm not here?
I'm dragging the admins into the game too, whether they like it or not.
Feel good.
How shameless, Kami!