You Were Told to Trade Your Life for Traits, Not to Turn Cultivation into a Circus

[Lighthearted + funny + irreverent + cultivation = ?]

[This novel is mainly lighthearted and humorous, with a relaxed pace.]

Third Elder: Su Li, could you please tone it down? You're about to wreck the entire cultivation world.

Su Li: I'm just following the book's instructions and cultivating properly. How is that my fault?

After transmigrating into a cultivation world, Su Li awakens a lifespan-for-traits System.

She can see the traits of all things and use her own lifespan to forcibly swap them.

“System, replace my [Terrible Luck] with [Devour].”

This System lets me trade lifespan for traits. Is it really unreasonable for me to devour demon beasts and gain more years of life?

“System, replace his [Caution] with [Terrible Luck].”

He's a Mahayana powerhouse. A few unlucky days won't hurt him, right?

“System, replace [Phoenix Bloodline] with [Spirit-Feather Chicken Bloodline].”

Turning a phoenix into a chicken seems perfectly reasonable, doesn't it?

“System...”

She had planned to keep her head down, cultivate quietly by swapping traits, and become an immortal before making a spectacular debut.

But things always take an unexpected turn.

“Why is everything so weird today? I'm at the peak of the Mahayana stage, and I still tripped on flat ground!”

“Guys, seriously, who can answer any of these questions?”

“Why has all the spiritual energy in my room been sucked away?”

“Why is this Qi Refining Pill different from the ones I took before?”

“...”

A certain sect leader: “If you can answer these questions, I'll eat shit right here! Damn it, how did you answer every single one?”

Disciple A: “You're a five-element spiritual root. How can you beat me? Damn it, how do you have five golden cores?”

Disciple B: “This Qi Refining Pill can help you reach sudden enlightenment...”