(No System, comedy, multiple heroines, slightly yandere, love-triangle chaos, wild imagination, transmigration)
No fast-paced stories, please!
…What funny things might happen when the fairies discover me dressed as a woman?
Heroines: a slightly yandere snake girl, an adorable little zombie, a white-haired loli, a cold fairy who hates men...
Good grief.
What kind of cultivation am I even doing? Every time I try, it all goes quiet.
Other people cultivate immortality seriously. I have to play both dad and mom while cultivating.
Other people's dantians are lifeless. Mine is alive. I feed her death energy, and she complains that it tastes bad. I feed her spiritual energy, and she says that doesn't taste good either...
Even when I find something she likes, it all depends on her mood. She's impossibly hard to please...
Other people practice Qi Refining. I have to feed my “little dantian,” and if she's unhappy, she won't let me cultivate...
Other people practice Body Refining. I practice “body bursting”...
Other people establish their Foundation. I have to raise a little world. If this “old dad” doesn't work hard to earn spirit stones, the whole family will starve...
Cultivation Realms
Qi Refining: Absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth into the dantian, laying the foundation.
Body Refining: Draw in the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to cleanse the body, making it a vessel.
Foundation Establishment: Use the dantian as the foundation and the body as the vessel, preparing to form a Golden Core.
Golden Core Formation: Condense a golden egg and nurture the “Void.” The spirit body that takes shape is called a “Void Body.”
Nascent Soul: The “Void” breaks out of the core. This is the “Void's” infancy.
Deification: Nurture the “Void.” This is the “Void's” growth stage.
Void Integration: The “Void” reaches its complete form, and human and Void become one.
Dao Integration: Comprehend the Great Dao.
Tribulation Transcendence: Ascend.
