Li Qian has had the same strange dream for sixteen years. Following its instructions, he unexpectedly encounters the legendary divine beast Bai Ze.
Bai Ze: “Li Qian, you have a great mission to fulfill.”
Li Qian: “Heh. That sounds like you’re sending me to my death.”
Bai Ze: “Just tell me, are you going or not?”
Li Qian: “I’m going! Why wouldn’t I? How else is this book supposed to continue?”
“I, Li Qian, have nine swords, and can scale mountains…”
“Sorry, wrong line!”
“I have nine swords, and I can hack you to pieces!”
Inexplicably bad book