Stop Fighting Over This Patch of Land! Come Colonize Another World with Me

Name: Stop Fighting Over This Patch of Land! Come Colonize Another World with Me
Author: Love Taro Pastries

别争这点地了！跟我去异界殖民

by Love Taro Pastries (爱紫薯酥饼)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 321k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

A strange disease breaks out worldwide. Plant yields plummet, global food production crashes, and all of humanity is plunged into famine.

While everyone is going hungry, barely eating three meals in three days and reduced to skin and bones, a plump, fair-skinned man arrives at the Longdu Security Building, claiming to have a world-shattering secret that could determine humanity’s fate.

Under the watchful eyes of the officials, Gao Liang speaks with a serious expression: “I have a portal that leads to another world.”

“In that world, trees are laden with pork knuckles and roast duck, rivers flow with beer and juice, roast suckling pigs and fried chicken roam the land, hot pot flies through the sky, and grilled fish and skewers swim in the sea...”

The officials: “That’s it? Send him to a psychiatric hospital!”

“Hey, hey, I’m telling the truth! I call that world the Backyard Meat Factory. It can not only solve Longguo’s famine, but even lead all of humanity into a new era!”

The officials: “Send him to the best psychiatric hospital!”

Whoosh

Gao Liang swept his hand, and a round portal appeared out of thin air...

Other names

I Handed Over a Portal, and Mechanized Troops Swept Across Another World上交传送门，机械化部队横扫异界Alternate title on Fanqie

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