[The early chapters may be a little slow. My cultivation is too weak, so I’m keeping my head down in the sect.]
Huayang is a secret realm born among the treasures of heaven and earth.
One day, struck by lightning, Huayang somehow transformed into human form just like that!?
…
Not long after Huayang joins a sect, everyone in the Xiwuwu Realm learns that Taiyi Sect has gained a junior sister who is not to be trifled with.
Why?
Because she’ll blow things up with talismans at the slightest disagreement. If she can’t win, she calls for her senior brothers, and if they can’t win either, she summons her dad. No one has ever gotten the better of her.
Want to compete in strength? Only if you think the world is too boring.
Compete with magical artifacts and talismans? With heavenly treasures? With your dad?
What a joke, no one can compete with her!
When her master fights, she hands him his sword. With magical artifacts and talismans all thrown into the fray, the opponent gets so furious they pass out, unable to catch their breath.
Later:
The aloof, noble sword cultivator, eldest senior brother: “Touch my junior sister and die!”
The gentle, refined second senior brother, who cultivates both alchemy and swordsmanship: “Don’t be afraid, junior sister. I just brewed some new medicine. They’ll make perfect test subjects.”
The free-spirited third senior brother, a sword cultivator: “Junior sister, watch me! One sword and I’ll set the whole plain ablaze.”
The shy, introverted fourth senior brother, who cultivates both swordsmanship and talisman arts: “Um... junior sister, how about I trap them until they die, then blow them up with talisman paper?”
The whole sect has been led astray.
…
Later still:
Looking at Huayang’s formidable backup squad,
Huayang: “There sure are a lot of people, huh!”
Everyone: (numb expression) “Heh, as long as you’re happy.”
[Leave your brain at the door. If you don’t like it, please move on.]
