The Great Ming's Emperor Is Only So-So, Having Merely United the World

The story begins like this: somehow, Zhu Zheng ends up in the Ming dynasty and transforms into its most exalted figure, Zhu Yingying. The problem is, Zhu Yingying has been dead for ages... and Zhu Yuanzhang is weeping as if the sky were falling! So Zhu Zheng simply bounces out of the grave, pats Zhu Yuanzhang on the back, and comforts him: “Come on, stop crying. How about I give you this shape-shifting giant to play with?” “Still crying? Then I'll sweeten the deal and give you a thousand super-cannons to play with!” “Still at it? Then I'll have a ten-thousand-ton warship carry you across the seas!” “Not enough? Then I'll get you a plane that can fly at 2.5 times the speed of sound and take you on a tour of all seven continents!” “...” “Old Zhu, the territory of the Ming dynasty is practically as big as the whole world now. Why are you still shedding golden beans?” Old Zhu wipes his face and grins. “These are tears of joy!”