Global Gacha Game: I’m the Only One with a Pity System

[Gacha] + [Invincible] + [No Heroine] + [Lighthearted] + [Funny]

“Version 1.0 of the game Gods will arrive on Blue Star in five minutes. All players, please get ready.”

“The beginner card pool is now open ahead of schedule, and every player has been granted one ten-pull. Good luck, and may you draw cards that will help you survive in the new world.”

A voice like a divine decree rang in the ears of everyone on Blue Star, leaving them all stunned.

Some thought it was a sign that aliens were invading. Others believed it heralded the end of the world.

At that very moment, Blue Star officially entered the gacha era. The card pool could give you just about anything:

Equipment cards, item cards, skill cards...

“A kitchen knife, a frying pan, rotten food? What is all this?!”

People frantically pulled cards, but most of them got nothing but the absolute worst junk.

Li Qing glanced at his talent, [Guaranteed Drop], then tentatively tapped the gacha button in front of him.

A flash of golden light followed...

Years after the game Gods descended, with the version update about to reach double digits, the deities behind the scenes finally noticed something was wrong.

According to the rules, the apocalyptic disaster beasts should have descended in version 7.0. No civilization could possibly withstand them.

Confused, the gods tore open rifts in space and came to Blue Star.

Then they heard an incredibly excited voice:

“I’ve finally caught you! Show me your health bars, cuties!”

That day, the gods fell.

Even at the very end, they never understood how those items that were absolutely impossible to draw had ended up in this guy’s hands.