"I'm actually just a kind little liar. I never kick down widows' doors, dig up graves, beat up blind people, scold dumb people, or pick off fools' pants. I'm only responsible for setting up traps to deceive people, deceive them, deceive them, and harm them..."
"Really, I never lie to anyone!"
This is a counterattack by a small liar from the countryside to rise up and dominate the world...
(This story is purely fictitious. Any similarity in the names of people, organizations, places, etc. Involved in the story is purely coincidental!)
