Go Wild, One Rant at a Time

Shen Nian died of cancer and was born anew after transmigrating into a book.

The moment she opens her eyes, her stepsister Shen Jiayan, sweet and gentle in public but vicious in private, forces her to watch the stars on a stormy night.

Oh, you bet.

That very night, she digs up her stepmother’s grave, gathers up the ashes, stuffs them into fireworks, and blasts them into the sky.

“Good news: you got to see the stars. Bad news: your mom was blown up into one.”

Shen Jiayan rolls her eyes back and faints on the spot.

…

On a dating show,

a greasy guy runs his mouth: “A nobody like her isn’t even fit to carry my shoes!”

She immediately unleashes an astonishing set of staff moves, turning the greasy guy into a coy little bottom.

Shen Nian: “I’m done pretending. I’ll come clean: I’m a successor to communism, and I’m proud of it!”

The live comments go wild.

[Sister Nian is awesome! The successors to communism are awesome!!!]

…

During a competition game,

Shen Nian faces a table piled with desserts and wolfs them down.

The moment she hears someone else got a head start, she immediately hoists both contestants over her shoulders, steals a car, and circles the domineering CEO’s vehicle clockwise like a lunatic.

“Neener neener neener~~ We’re off first~ Bye~~~”

The comments roast her.

[You’d need a decade-long brain clot to come up with a game plan like this]

[Gu Xiangyang sits bolt upright in the middle of the night: Wait, is she crazy?]

…

One is a gorgeous dating-show nutcase.

The other is a mysterious mixed-race tycoon.

At first,

she lusts after his body: “Those abs, those pecs. So gorgeous, so gorgeous!”

He enjoys watching her antics: “The way this woman operates an excavator is kind of beautiful.”

But the closer they get, the more he realizes…

They have long been bound together by countless threads, inseparable from one another…