Damn, That’s Damn Good, Nothing Damn Matters

Name: Damn, That’s Damn Good, Nothing Damn Matters
Author: Twelfth-Month Dumplings

屌，真屌，无所吊谓

by Twelfth-Month Dumplings (腊月饺子)

Status: Completed
Length: 109k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Empowered female lead + smart leads + multiple male leads + System]

Cao Shizi transmigrates with a System and discovers that the wealthy heiress whose body she now inhabits has squandered a winning hand, insisting on being a scumbag Lan Fan's devoted doormat. In the end, she was played to death. Cao Shizi curses her for being so hopeless.

So she swears never to make the same mistake:

“Yesterday, you couldn't be bothered with me.

Today, I'm out of your league.”

After completing one task after another, Cao Shizi has made a fortune, but she gradually realizes that the missions are getting more and more absurd. Is it really so hard to have a normal relationship?

(Kiss his buddy right in front of your boyfriend.)

(Make your scumbag ex come crawling back, then dump his green-tea-girl girlfriend.)

(Have a three-way romance with a domineering CEO and an innocent college boy!)

(Turn a handsome gay guy straight and make him chase you relentlessly!)

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